Bicoastal lesbian documenting the ridiculously stereotypical things lesbians and queer women say about life, love, and other such things. I’m a lover of dogs, tattoos, and babies.Tumblr (3.0; @shitlesbianssay)http://shitlesbianssay.tumblr.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/938f37697514882afebd0da9e9bb20c4/tumblr_mireo8CgKP1qhwveto1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://blanklights.tumblr.com/post/50730794396/i-love-this-picture" class="tumblr_blog">blanklights</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>i love this picture </p></blockquote>http://shitlesbianssay.tumblr.com/post/51127090167http://shitlesbianssay.tumblr.com/post/51127090167Thu, 23 May 2013 00:20:47 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/081d7dd444b4f05824a3f44302897802/tumblr_mn7lb7P8Zd1qc30wzo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://shitlesbianssay.tumblr.com/post/51127018064http://shitlesbianssay.tumblr.com/post/51127018064Thu, 23 May 2013 00:19:37 -0400<p><a href="http://purpleterpsichore.tumblr.com/post/50844397673/i-love-seeing-older-lesbian-couples-because-they" class="tumblr_blog">purpleterpsichore</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>I love seeing older lesbian couples because they give me hope for my future and on my flight I was sitting next to these two ladies who were holding hands and watching a movie together and pouring each other vodka and sprite and it was so brilliant because I can’t wait to be twenty-five years older than I am now and day-drinking and watching movies with my hypothetical wife and being living proof that calm, subtle, but intense and enduring love can exist in the world.</p></blockquote>http://shitlesbianssay.tumblr.com/post/50918994343http://shitlesbianssay.tumblr.com/post/50918994343Mon, 20 May 2013 13:45:26 -0400<p>Girl, you&#8217;re always invited to my party.</p>http://shitlesbianssay.tumblr.com/post/50640843281http://shitlesbianssay.tumblr.com/post/50640843281Fri, 17 May 2013 04:11:51 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a5cc257ab4388d89d5df902539fdeddd/tumblr_mm4m9moni41rc5hfyo1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/63b02179db63d0e63c51fac20f997f01/tumblr_mm4m9moni41rc5hfyo2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/8119c80ec0c8acff62d3e530c52965ea/tumblr_mm4m9moni41rc5hfyo3_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9ad5ba378845a9dfbb88e218cf3740a5/tumblr_mm4m9moni41rc5hfyo7_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/22b8c6ddd6f83d6a0379a7dc53e47cdf/tumblr_mm4m9moni41rc5hfyo4_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ae26df68125361c70be76c0ffaab77c8/tumblr_mm4m9moni41rc5hfyo5_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3b8ea5aafeaf3ade9565a26decd22e87/tumblr_mm4m9moni41rc5hfyo6_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/81ffae79b631694c15135b72c4bbd7c7/tumblr_mm4m9moni41rc5hfyo8_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/237f573523bb9873e06eaf8fdf475dc4/tumblr_mm4m9moni41rc5hfyo9_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://coolstufffromlalacat.tumblr.com/post/50614095627/anothertimesforgottenspace-worth-scrolling-all" class="tumblr_blog">coolstufffromlalacat</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://anothertimesforgottenspace.tumblr.com/post/50217876228/worth-scrolling-all-the-way-up-to-reblog">anothertimesforgottenspace</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>worth scrolling all the way up to reblog</p> </blockquote> <p>This went to a very different place then I though it would.</p></blockquote> <p>This is awesome/funny on one level and blows my mind on another</p>http://shitlesbianssay.tumblr.com/post/50637197202http://shitlesbianssay.tumblr.com/post/50637197202Fri, 17 May 2013 02:15:50 -0400<p>(Ahaha, see what I did there with the music pun?) I really don&#8217;t appreciate that straight people are now jumping on the Tegan and Sara train just as they&#8217;re becoming pop-y. Not cool.</p>http://shitlesbianssay.tumblr.com/post/50300884976http://shitlesbianssay.tumblr.com/post/50300884976Sun, 12 May 2013 20:02:41 -0400tegan ans sarashit lesbians saypopmusic<p>Pretty sure I just found the entire Indigo Girls discography in my parents CD collection. Score.</p>http://shitlesbianssay.tumblr.com/post/50300734124http://shitlesbianssay.tumblr.com/post/50300734124Sun, 12 May 2013 20:00:44 -0400shit lesbians sayindigo girlsqueer music<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7bca1ad89e230af17b04d42e9611e519/tumblr_mmny2hqFiU1r8tafgo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Also this.</p>http://shitlesbianssay.tumblr.com/post/50215603008http://shitlesbianssay.tumblr.com/post/50215603008Sat, 11 May 2013 22:11:05 -0400shit lesbians saytext message chroniclesgirlfriendlesbians problemsemily<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/289c28e32fb71eb6112b89fe375fbf72/tumblr_mmnxtxViPt1r8tafgo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Chronicles of shit lesbians say re: pride.</p>http://shitlesbianssay.tumblr.com/post/50215236716http://shitlesbianssay.tumblr.com/post/50215236716Sat, 11 May 2013 22:05:57 -0400shit lesbians saypridetext message chroniclesgirlfriendemily<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/66819b97922777614453e4b43f9d0a9a/tumblr_mmgmt8HCWF1r8tafgo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Text message chronicles of shit lesbians say re: haircuts.</p>http://shitlesbianssay.tumblr.com/post/49908837968http://shitlesbianssay.tumblr.com/post/49908837968Tue, 07 May 2013 23:24:44 -0400text message chroniclesemilyshit lesbians sayhaircutslesbian haircuts<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d5dabc03527612cf0365cb32b34e4e1f/tumblr_mlmnr8DjYL1s5fywio6_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/59ae7a387f6eb01a7552862979446c10/tumblr_mlmnr8DjYL1s5fywio4_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/85f278d724ba50e46cbc48838617932a/tumblr_mlmnr8DjYL1s5fywio2_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c19ae3ae9f85fcd355296bbb0c071b21/tumblr_mlmnr8DjYL1s5fywio5_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a9458ab0aa9f2f7b77c055d97639e972/tumblr_mlmnr8DjYL1s5fywio3_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/af70462d6ae8c8157561e438ff51a993/tumblr_mlmnr8DjYL1s5fywio7_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e6c859e9c068c2eb14d77a1e0b922710/tumblr_mlmnr8DjYL1s5fywio1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a6f29c193f26e15c48bd9b295f603c48/tumblr_mlmnr8DjYL1s5fywio8_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/109f1354a9f469be69276d12d4d177d0/tumblr_mlmnr8DjYL1s5fywio9_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b4fe41b8fe45b5c3d9f18a749c339b45/tumblr_mlmnr8DjYL1s5fywio10_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fuckyeahlesbianliterature.tumblr.com/post/48899266172/hayfordian-fuckyeahlesbianliterature-image">fuckyeahlesbianliterature</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://hayfordian.tumblr.com/post/48873082709/fuckyeahlesbianliterature-image-description">hayfordian</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fuckyeahlesbianliterature.tumblr.com/post/48860040181/image-description-the-covers-listed-below">fuckyeahlesbianliterature</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>[image description: the covers listed below]</p> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://diversityinya.tumblr.com/post/48855515621/10-young-adult-books-that-feature-queer-couples-on">diversityinya</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>10 young adult books that feature queer couples on the cover:</strong></p> <ul><li><a href="http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/annie-on-my-mind-nancy-garden/1100941945"><em>Annie on My Mind</em> by Nancy Garden</a> (Farrar Straus Giroux, 2007)</li> <li><a href="http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/keeping-you-a-secret-julie-anne-peters/1100270004"><em>Keeping You a Secret</em> by Julie Anne Peters</a> (Little, Brown, 2005)</li> <li><a href="http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/god-box-alex-sanchez/1100209939"><em>The God Box</em> by Alex Sanchez</a> (Simon Pulse, 2009)</li> <li><a href="http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/tessa-masterson-will-go-to-prom-brendan-halpin/1104154847"><em>Tessa Masterson Will Go to Prom</em> by Emily Franklin and Brendan Halpin</a> (Walker, 2013)</li> <li><a href="http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/homo-michael-harris/1110917980"><em>Homo</em> by Michael Harris</a> (James Lorimer & Co., 2012)</li> <li><a href="http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/boyfriends-with-girlfriends-alex-sanchez/1100375603"><em>Boyfriends With Girlfriends</em> by Alex Sanchez</a> (Simon & Schuster, 2011)</li> <li><a href="http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/crush-carrie-mac/1100380479"><em>Crush</em> by Carrie Mac</a> (Orca, 2006)</li> <li><a href="http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/down-to-the-bone-mayra-lazara-dole/1100028398"><em>Down to the Bone</em> by Mayra Lazara Dole</a> (Bella Books, 2012)</li> <li><a href="http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/boys-of-summer-steve-berman/1104895090"><em>Boys of Summer</em> edited by Steve Berman</a> (Bold Strokes Books, 2012)</li> <li><a href="http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/two-boys-kissing-david-levithan/1114141622"><em>Two Boys Kissing</em> by David Levithan</a> (Knopf, forthcoming August 2013)</li> </ul><p>From <a href="http://www.malindalo.com/2013/04/representing-lgbt-romance-on-young-adult-book-covers/">“Representing LGBT Romance on Young Adult Book Covers” by Malinda Lo</a></p> </blockquote> </blockquote> <p>But very white…</p> </blockquote> <p>Definitely true. <em>Down to the Bone</em> has a Latina protagonist and I think <em>Boyfriends with Girlfriends</em> has multiple PoC main characters, but queer books in general are still very white.</p> </blockquote>http://shitlesbianssay.tumblr.com/post/49787357606http://shitlesbianssay.tumblr.com/post/49787357606Mon, 06 May 2013 14:23:12 -0400<p>Follow <a href="http://myvegancheese.tumblr.com">mon petit fromage</a></p>http://shitlesbianssay.tumblr.com/post/49753374898http://shitlesbianssay.tumblr.com/post/49753374898Mon, 06 May 2013 00:50:04 -0400Shit Lesbians Sayveganmy vegan cheese<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/974165930fdd2b016620ffcb947568c0/tumblr_mm4ntaDzZK1s9ynu7o1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3c6eba153e00c0746c7ce847a25c564c/tumblr_mm4ntaDzZK1s9ynu7o3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://mrandmrseventwofive.tumblr.com/post/49365398155/from-mrs" class="tumblr_blog">mrandmrseventwofive</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>From Mrs.</p></blockquote>http://shitlesbianssay.tumblr.com/post/49744037230http://shitlesbianssay.tumblr.com/post/49744037230Sun, 05 May 2013 22:39:43 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/76eb5a977552e8b66eeba979ade7ea6c/tumblr_mm6uq7NoiY1s6v23to1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/004a42c24b9fa3b03c1e07acba1b67e0/tumblr_mm6uq7NoiY1s6v23to2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/24f39b3f21e20c68a78df61923f8e61d/tumblr_mm6uq7NoiY1s6v23to3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/18ff618b6360b08f10362671bad576a7/tumblr_mm6uq7NoiY1s6v23to4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e22f230943f3160d9c314cab6c88ea92/tumblr_mm6uq7NoiY1s6v23to5_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c3ace64185ccc70b46695bd2077ca8f6/tumblr_mm6uq7NoiY1s6v23to6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://shitlesbianssay.tumblr.com/post/49525091511http://shitlesbianssay.tumblr.com/post/49525091511Fri, 03 May 2013 14:16:50 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f931ef566ae0534ffd625d41454de8f6/tumblr_mm6ljgxenv1qbhae0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://wah-mos.tumblr.com/post/49446083594/im-done-bye-mirandaelaine" class="tumblr_blog">wah-mos</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>I’m done bye @mirandaelaine</p></blockquote> <p>Shit lesbians say</p>http://shitlesbianssay.tumblr.com/post/49448369354http://shitlesbianssay.tumblr.com/post/49448369354Thu, 02 May 2013 14:05:19 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5lg1eaTWd1qghfy5o1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5lg1eaTWd1qghfy5o2_400.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5lg1eaTWd1qghfy5o3_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5lg1eaTWd1qghfy5o4_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5lg1eaTWd1qghfy5o5_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5lg1eaTWd1qghfy5o6_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5lg1eaTWd1qghfy5o7_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5lg1eaTWd1qghfy5o8_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5lg1eaTWd1qghfy5o9_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5lg1eaTWd1qghfy5o10_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://knowhomo.tumblr.com/post/25077838496">knowhomo</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>LGBTQ* Quotes and Quips</strong></p> <p>Popular Quotes and Quips</p> <p><a href="http://knowhomo.tumblr.com/tagged/quote">#Quotes and Quips</a><span> </span> </p> </blockquote>http://shitlesbianssay.tumblr.com/post/49397176943http://shitlesbianssay.tumblr.com/post/49397176943Wed, 01 May 2013 20:02:34 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b6ef694d3b905e8bcbada427300844c5/tumblr_mm59gavLXL1r8tafgo1_400.png"/><br/><br/><p>just taking (another) moment to talk about how awesome my girlfriend is</p>http://shitlesbianssay.tumblr.com/post/49397177970http://shitlesbianssay.tumblr.com/post/49397177970Wed, 01 May 2013 20:02:34 -0400Shit Lesbians Sayemilygirlfriendfeminists<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5lg1eaTWd1qghfy5o1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5lg1eaTWd1qghfy5o2_400.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5lg1eaTWd1qghfy5o3_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5lg1eaTWd1qghfy5o4_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5lg1eaTWd1qghfy5o5_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5lg1eaTWd1qghfy5o6_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5lg1eaTWd1qghfy5o7_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5lg1eaTWd1qghfy5o8_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5lg1eaTWd1qghfy5o9_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5lg1eaTWd1qghfy5o10_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://knowhomo.tumblr.com/post/25077838496">knowhomo</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>LGBTQ* Quotes and Quips</strong></p> <p>Popular Quotes and Quips</p> <p><a href="http://knowhomo.tumblr.com/tagged/quote">#Quotes and Quips</a><span> </span> </p> </blockquote>http://shitlesbianssay.tumblr.com/post/49397012028http://shitlesbianssay.tumblr.com/post/49397012028Wed, 01 May 2013 20:00:29 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/7dbec8b29636195cd8b312748782e11c/tumblr_mm37q114fx1qczckbo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://shitlesbianssay.tumblr.com/post/49396670517http://shitlesbianssay.tumblr.com/post/49396670517Wed, 01 May 2013 19:55:56 -0400<p>I don&#8217;t know whether to be happy or sad when my girlfriend distracts me from writing a paper by talking to me about Audre Lorde. Actually yes, it makes me happy.</p>http://shitlesbianssay.tumblr.com/post/49344833187http://shitlesbianssay.tumblr.com/post/49344833187Wed, 01 May 2013 03:12:58 -0400emilyaudre lordegirlfriendfeminist theoryshit lesbians say