Shit Lesbians Say

Bicoastal lesbian documenting the ridiculously stereotypical things lesbians and queer women say about life, love, and other such things. I'm a lover of dogs, tattoos, and babies.
Giving a guy a blowjob: mouth -> penis -> pleasure
Eating out a girl: Okay take the blue wire and overlap it with the yellow wire making sure it doesn't cross the red one. After that take all three of the wires and tie them all in a knot using only your left foot.